My dirty slut wife likes being owned by a large dark wang. That babe likes being a darksome man’s immodest doxy and she likes it when they cum inside her in front of me. Totally turns her on. This clip is not to be missed and you got to love that creampie.
When you’ve got it, flaunt it, as the saying goes.
Sometimes known as the Japanese Paris Hilton, Sari Kato (加藤紗里) is a woman of many talents and careers: grid girl (race queen), cosplayer, actor, model, YouTuber, and even dog trainer. Now 29 years old, she’s an all-round tarento (talento) who pops up on television for reasons no one quite knows other than that she is famous for being famous.
While she hasn’t (yet) gone down the path of adult video, she’s is definitely aware of her sexy (and slutty) looks and exploits them constantly.
Perhaps the most overt examples of this now are her contributions to the Japanese sex toy market with two masturbation aids.
The Sari Kato Body Onahole is “cloned” from her pussy and also features her immaculate bust (she is legendary for having an I-cup), allowing you to enjoy both vaginal penetration and a paizuri titjob with Sari.
Completing the official onahole is this Sari Kato Face Onahole, a brilliant blowjob masturbator that replicates Sari’s mouth, teeth, and throat — and even the trademark mole above her lip.
Both toys are newly available from our friends at Kanojo Toys for global delivery.
Sari is notorious for her rumored affairs with various men and a free game was even released on this theme with Sari’s cooperation. Incidentally, just a few days ago Sari announced her divorce from a man she only married in September last year. She gave as the reason for the breakup the fact that she had used too much of his money (as in hundreds of million yen!) and she no longer had any interest in him. Ouch! That’s harsh! Well, her former husband knows how to console himself if he wants to remember what it was like having sex with Sari…
Here’s a fail that will become something of a classic. McDonald’s Japan has promised customers an “adult cream pie” experience for its latest release.
Is this some fantastic adult video that takes place inside branches of Mickey D’s? No, it’s a creamy, sweet pie.
But the unfortunate choice of naming has given this new dessert snack a whole other meaning.
McDonald’s calls the treat the “Otona no kuriimu pai” (大人のクリームパイ), which is available in two flavors from branches in Japan since January 15th. The name literally means “adult cream pie,” so you can imagine the response on social media when it was announced. Since the launch was announced, major international news outlets have also picked up on the story.
Did no one at the chain think to Google the phrase in English or Japanese? “Cream pie” is known locally in katakana, though it is not as common a sex slang phrase (“nakadashi” usually covers that meaning). Nonetheless, with “adult” (otona) next to it, the connotation is very strong. Surely a Google search would have rung immediate alarm bells!
The Adult Cream Pie is available for a limited time only. Right now we aren’t sure if the brouhaha and amusement over the naming fail will hurt sales or boost them.
Still, there have been worse and more costly fails. A university in Japan once had to change its name because it realized it literally had a “kinky” meaning.
Buzz is building about 18-year-old gravure idol Rio Teramoto (寺本莉緒), who will release her first photo book very soon.
Crowned with the prestigious gradol title of Miss Young Magazine 2018, the teenager has a busty and curvy body that belies her youth.
The as-yet-untitled debut photo book will come out from major publisher Kodansha on March 25th, pushing the idol and actress’ career to the next phase.
Rio and her toothy grin already have a million followers on Instagram.
Could she be the next Nana Asakawa?