Japanese virtual YouTuber offers breast milk to most generous fan

Virtual dating games and services are very well-established in Japan, and YouTube is the next logical step in this evolution. One of the biggest virtual YouTuber idols at the moment is Shiro-chan, whose videos offer private dining experiences.

Now the Japanese virtual YouTuber Note Takehana has upped the stakes with a crowdfunding campaign to remake the titular VTuber with 3D computer graphics. To encourage fans to contribute, “she” is offering supporters a range of merchandise depending on how far their wallets stretch.

So what’s the top perk? If you fork out ¥1 million ($9,000), you get a bottle of Note Takehana’s virtual breast milk!

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Being, well, virtual, the character’s milk won’t actually be drinkable, so the lucky (and very generous) backer will essentially get a bottle of milk to suck on while Note Takehana provides visuals that complement the experience of nourishing on her nipples.

If this all sounds crazy, know that Note Takehana’s creator has already exceeded the crowdfunding campaign’s ¥3 million (nearly $27,000) goal thanks to more than 120 backers, and all with 51 days still to go on the campaign. And the most expensive perk with the breast milk has sold out (only one was available). So someone is going to get a nice drink from a 3D virtual idol in the near future.

But here’s a reality check for y’all: Note Takehana is actually male. The character on screen is very much female but the real-life artist behind the digital character is apparently a male illustrator. That being said, the character/YouTuber’s nickname is “mama” — and this latest lactophiliac stunt will only enhance that reputation.

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Welcome in the new Japanese era of Reiwa, which shares the same name as an anime porn game theme song

When the new Japanese era name of Reiwa was announced on April 1st, sparking intense speculation about how best to translate it into English, our first thought was: that could be a great porn star’s name!

Admittedly the kanji characters (令和) are unusual, so it would have to be a homonym. Unfortunately we couldn’t find any decent examples on a brief search

Nonetheless, the most amusing such parallel we’ve spotted so far has actually derived from the official English translation of the name: beautiful harmony.

An online search for “beautiful harmony,” though, may bring up quite a different kind of result than the government intends. It is the name of a theme song by Yui Sakakibara for an erotic anime video game called Buraban! The bonds of melody about… lesbian schoolgirls who play in a brass band!

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Given their musical skills, these young ladies are inevitably very good at sucking and blowing instruments.

The Yuzu Soft adult game, which was first released in 2006 and is rated 18 and over, is hardly the kind of beautiful harmony that we expect the government bods had in mind.

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The Reiwa era begins on May 1st. Will it anything like Buraban! The bonds of melody for you? Let’s hope so.

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German commercial for Hornbach sparks outrage by suggesting Asian women want to smell white men’s used underwear

A new commercial for German DIY store chain Hornbach has stirred controversy. It shows two unkempt and decidedly unhandsome white men getting all sweaty outside in the garden, watched by two scientific-looking bods. The men are then instructed to strip for the observers and hand over their apparently smelly briefs.

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The scene cuts to an unnamed East Asian city that looks like Hong Kong or a futuristic Tokyo. A woman approaches a vending machine and buys a package. it turns out to be one of the hairy German guys’ briefs, sealed and fresh. The woman, who looks Japanese, gleefully opens the package and takes a delighted sniff.

“So riecht das Frühjahr” (That’s how the spring smell), says the slogan in German.

Though it is not made explicit, the ad is obviously riffing on the quasi-urban legend of used panties vending machines in Japan — actually, they do exist, but they are just very rare. As such, it suggests that Japanese or Asian women love Western men so much that they will pay for their dirty underwear, just to enjoy the pungency.

Since it was uploaded in mid-March (and presumably also airing on German TV) the ad has sparked a backlash, perhaps not surprisingly, and accused of promoting stereotypes of subservient Asian women. But to the credit of Hornbach, they didn’t do the thing that Japanese brands usually do, which is immediately take the video down and expunge it from public view as if the scandal never happened.

Instead, Hornbach has publicly defended the ad as not intentionally racist and that they also used non-Asians in similar marketing.

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It remains up (for now) but there is a bilingual message from the brand about how they are taking the reaction seriously and welcome further feedback.

Invitation to Hornbach for an open dialogue about “So riecht das Frühjahr / how spring smells”

Regarding our spot “how spring smells” we received many emotional comments and stories from the Asian community.

We are taking it very seriously when people feel hurt and angered by our advertisements.

That’s why we are seeking a personal and direct dialogue with the affected users and communities and want to invite you, other speakers of the #Ich_wurde_geHORNBACHt campaign and all other interested people to Hornbach. We want to listen, learn, have an open dialogue and understand the feelings and anger that arose through this advertisement.

There has been an outcry in South Korea, where the MeToo movement has made stronger inroads recently, leading to many scandals in the film and music industries, alongside the clamp-down on hidden cameras in women’s toilets.

In Japan, the story has been picked up by the right-wing website Itai News, so expect it to spread.

In our experience, the opposite is true. Japanese women, in various states of smelliness or fragrance, package up their underwear and sell them to willing male buyers. And this isn’t limited to local guys. We know a shop where you can always order Japanese used panties, real and simulated, and have them shipped sealed and fresh to your home.

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Young Japanese wife amazes Internet with perfect nude selfies of her beautiful body

This is the latest nude selfie lady (裏垢女子) that caught our eye.

She’s apparently a “young Japanese wife.” We can’t prove this with any certainty, but we can definitely say that she has breasts and pale Asian skin to die for.

While she sometimes uses filters to hide her face and identity, this is often very minimal and at least one shot is totally open, giving us a full look at her beauty. What a stunner.

If the paper she is holding up is true (and we are reading it right), the clue to finding her is the code eDDIxZN30 but this doesn’t seem to yield results on Google Search or Twitter. Help us out if you’re in the know about how to keep abreast of this lady’s, ahem, breasts.

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Tenga Furikake rice topping spices up your food with adult know-how

The Apple of the adult toy industry in Japan, Tenga still has a sense of humor, which is often very much in evidence its marketing. After producing romantic chocolates for Valentine’s Day, it continues its funny and inventive promotional efforts now with the Tenga Furikake, which is aimed at horny male students with big appetites.

No, not bukkake. There’s already plenty of toys for that. Furikake, as in the topping that you sprinkle onto a bowl of rice.

Naturally, this isn’t your average furikake. It contains ginger, oysters, and garlic, which are meant to improve your stamina and erectile strength. So this is furikake that will help you get harder for longer.

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If you want to buy the Tenga Furikake, you’ll have to be very lucky. Only 100 bottles are available and they are being given away free to people who buy the Premium Tenga Premium Freshers Cup — a special version of the Premium Tenga Onacup toy designed especially for college freshers starting school this month — and then enter the contest using an included QR code. Applications are accepted until the end of May but you have to be resident in Japan.

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Sakura Ando shows off gorgeous body in Shoplifters nude scene

Last year, Hirokazu Kore-eda’s film Shoplifters attracted a lot of critical buzz for its socially engaged nuances and rightfully won it several big awards and nominations.

Call us boring. We couldn’t help but take a different interest in the film: for its brief but welcome nude scene with the lovely Sakura Ando.

Ando is shown lounging naked on her stomach on the floor, displaying her slinky body and beautiful tanned skin. We don’t get to see much flesh, just her buttocks and a flash of her breast as she quickly turns over to cover herself up.

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Want to see more? Then you will be pleased to hear that this was not Sakura Ando’s nude debut. We also know of her nude sex scenes in the 2015 film adaptation of the Banana Yoshimoto novel Asleep (Shirakawa yofune) and it seems like she’s stripped for some other roles, too.

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More visually inventive, though, was this steamy (as in, bathtub-steamy) nude photo shoot she once did.

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The 33-year-old Ando was long the darling of small dramas in Japan but has now broken out into mainstream success, in part thanks to Shoplifters but more importantly her starring role in the current NHK Asadora morning drama series, Manpuku.

All this fame means she is less likely to take challenging roles in edgy dramas — and that almost certainly means no more nudity or sex scenes. Well, we can but hope.

Incidentally, Ando is related to Inukai Tsuyoshi, a former prime minister of Japan, and her sister, Momoko, is an acclaimed film director. Quite a family.

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Toy’s Heart creates new onahole adult toys inspired by Peter Drucker

Back in 2010, a Japanese book about school baseball and inspired by the management theories of Peter Drucker became a surprise bestseller and then, the following year, adapted into a film starring ex-AKB48 idol Atsuko Maeda — underling the popular cult that surrounds the management guru’s ideas in Japan.

The novel was Moshidora (in full, Moshi Koko Yakyu no Joshi Manager ga Drucker no “Management” o Yondara, What If the Female Manager of a High School Baseball Team Read Drucker’s “Management”?). Clearly its success has not been forgotten, or Drucker’s theories are still read a lot in the adult industry, because top Japanese masturbator brand Toy’s Heart has created a new series of onaholes that parody Moshidora, at least in terms of its famous title.

There are five types in the Moshi… series, each based on a different kind of character with whom you are invited to imagine “What if…” scenarios.

The Moshitai Sex Education Teacher Hands-On Lesson Onahole is based on the very best kind of sex ed experience you can think of! This young and nubile Japanese teacher’s love tunnel is structured into three “lessons,” beginning with a beautiful example of female anatomy that makes penetration so wonderful. Next, you will be shown how a vagina curves and hugs, before you get to experience the tight uterus and what making babies really feels like!

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The Moshiyoga Hot Japanese Yoga Teacher Onahole is a more classic trope: sex with a sporty and athletic young woman, though her penchant for “hot yoga” and passion for physical exertion has resulted in a toy with an unusual flame-red design.

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The Moshinaka Daily Nakadashi Creampie Girl Onahole invites you to cum inside and “heal” a sick girl or she will die.

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Finally, the Moshiyan Yankii Girl Virgin Onahole takes the fantasy of slutty yankii girls and adds a big “What if” element: what if she was both slutty and a virgin? If this improbably combination was true, it might well look (and feel) a bit like this.

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