Gaijin explains how to get laid as a fat guy in Japan

It’s a stereotype but there is some truth to it: a foreign male who’s below average can come to Japan and get himself an above-average lady, if not several (sometimes even at once). It all depends how determined and sleazy he wants to be, or how savvy he is at using the tools at his disposal (certain bars and clubs, dating sites and apps).

From students to coworkers, “language exchanges,” and random girls on the street, there’s a lot of options out there if you have the time and energy.

It goes without saying that you will have even more dating and bedding success if you are actually good-looking and blessed with a funny, outgoing personality. As do factors like height, build, hair color, skin color, and so on.

But pretty much anyone can get laid if they set their mind to it. You just need to not be fussy or worry about potentially looking a fool, even in public. After all, you will get rejected but with enough “attacks,” sometimes your sorties will get through.

How many times have you seen an “imbalanced” foreigner-Japanese couple? Does it bother you?

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YouTuber TkyoSam posted the following video in January giving the low-down on “how to get laid as a fat guy in Japan”. Unfortunately (or fortunately), there’s no revealing footage posted — just Sam riding his motorbike around Tokyo while he talks — but readers may find his insights amusing (or infuriating, or both).

What do you think? Do you agree with TkyoSam (who has permanent residency in Japan)?

Incidentally, YouTuber TkyoSam recently got himself into hot water over a video he made in a conveyor-belt sushi restaurant after he put the GoPro camera on the conveyor belt and let it film its journey around the eatery. The video went viral but the restaurant was not amused, issuing a public apology. The resulting controversy has even made the television news, with some speculating that TkyoSam might face a serious fine or even a jail sentence. That sounds a bit harsh for breaching etiquette and hygiene basics. (He’s hardly the first to do this kind of stunt, of course.)

Anyway, that “notorious” video is no longer online but it’s how we stumbled upon his YouTube channel and his other, perhaps equally contentious videos like the above.

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Tenga Eggs 10th Anniversary Pack celebrates a decade of awesome masturbation

It’s amazing to think that it is now a full decade since Tenga Eggs burst into our forlorn lives to brighten us up and transform the way we thought of adult toys (and eggs).

Known (at least to us) as the Apple of the Japanese sex toys industry, Tenga’s series of Eggs can be wrapped around your erect member to caress your glans and shaft gently and intimately. The various Eggs feature different inner designs with their distinct texture and curves, while the Eggs are thin enough that you can feel the grip of your hands as you get to work.

Over the years, Tenga has released further editions of the Eggs to keep the concept fresh. There have been so many, but one of our favorites was the “chocolate” Eggs first released in 2017.

Well, never one to miss a marketing opportunity, Tenga is celebrating the tenth anniversary of its iconic bestseller with this Tenga Eggs 10th Anniversary Pack, a special set of new Eggs.

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There are six all-new Tenga Eggs included: Egg Wavy II, Egg Boxy, Egg Brush, Egg Tornado, Egg Sphere, and Egg Silky. Each is made with the usual Tenga meticulous approach to detail and design, carefully honed to stimulate and pleasure with every stroke.

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As far as we know, this is only available in Japan but global fans can get their hands on a pack from our friends at Kanojo Toys.

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Yuri Girls’ Love photography exhibition latest fetish event in Tokyo to be cancelled

Following the high-profile cancellation of the latest “Futomomo” thighs fetish exhibition, another exhibition has run afoul of Ikebukuro Marui department store this month.

Mixing photography and illustration, the annual Girls’ Love (yuri) (as opposed to Boys’ Love) fetish exhibition was set to run from March 17th to March 25th at the Ikebukuro branch of Marui. The “Yuri Exhibition” event has now been cancelled for reasons that are not yet fully clear. The organizers (who include subculture store Village Vanguard) claim that it has now become “difficult” for the exhibitors to display and sell their work. Quite what this actually means is the subject of speculation.

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Marking the second such fetish event cancellation at the mainstream venue, people are now talking about possible censorship of subcultures and alternative tastes.

We suspect that, after the thighs show debacle, Marui looked at its event lineup for the month and beyond, and saw a photography exhibition featuring models in lesbian poses.

Yuria, the photographer behind the “Futomomo” series, was also scheduled to exhibit at the “Yuri Exhibition” with work featuring real-life models (yuri is usually illustration). At least three of the other exhibitors (Albina Albina, SAKUnoTORIDORI, Minori Takahashi) also likewise use models. The inclusion of this kind of exhibit may have appeared too overtly sexualized or troubling for venue.

Sadly, as Tokyo prepares for the Olympics in two years’ time, we expect to see more of this kind of latent censorship. Cool Japan only allows the alternative and non-mainstream in easily consumable portions and pigeonholed in certain places.

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Police prosecute schoolgirl who offered “free oppai” breast groping in Shibuya

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, as they say.

Late last year there was some controversy about a Japanese schoolgirl YouTuber who offered “free oppai” breast gropes to men in Shibuya.

Well, another Japanese schoolgirl went and did the same thing.

A 16-year-old schoolgirl wearing a bunny girl costume and carrying a sketchbook that said “Free Oppai” invited passersby in Hachiko in Shibuya to touch her breasts.

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This time, though, it’s more serious, and police are cracking down in order to set an example. The anonymous schoolgirl’s case was sent to the prosecutors on March 12th, indicating she will be indicted and prosecuted. Given that she is legally a minor, her punishment should only be nominal but it should discourage further copycat incidents.

The girl — a high school first grader from Funabashi, Chiba — will be prosecuted for obscene actions in violation of Tokyo ordinances against disturbing the peace. She intended to film and post the footage online to make money from the advertising, according to media reports. (News flash: you need to get a lot of views to make any sort of real money.)

The incident took place on an evening in late January. In just a few minutes she was groped by around 20 men and women in Hachiko. It quickly attracted attention from the police substation in the plaza.

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An 18-year-old male high schooler from Kanagawa and 23-year-old male company employee from Mitaka who both knew the girl and were filming the incident will also be prosecuted.

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Shioli Kutsuna shows off nude body with tattoos in The Outsider sex scenes

For those readers who don’t have a Netflix subscription or missed the publicity, they may not have seen The Outsider, in which Jared Leto plays the titular character who becomes involved in the Yakuza in postwar Japan.

Well, judging by the tepid response the film has attracted so far, you may not want to see it — unless, that is, you count yourself among beautiful co-star Shioli Kutsuna’s legions of fans and want to see her naked.

The lovely, innocent-looking Shioli Kutsuna (or Shiori Kutsuna) gets as close to actual nudity as she ever has (as far as we know). Incidentally, Kutsuna is a returnee, having grown up abroad, and speaks fluent English. Also, despite playing Leto’s local lover in the movie, she’s about half his age — which is sure to stir many a fortysomething gaijin’s fantasies.

Shioli Kutsuna has two nude sex scenes in The Outsider. All right, we’re being a little clickbaity and playing fast and loose with our choice of words. She’s only nude in spirit, so to speak: you see plenty of skin as she lies on the futon post-coital but only the barest hint (no pun intended) of a butt crack.

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Sadly, then, the sex scenes are not much to write home about, but we shouldn’t be surprised given how Kutsuna’s career has been largely built around her girl-next-door looks. Her agency wouldn’t want to spoil all that for some of Netflix’s gaijin cash.

Fear not, Kutsuna does display flesh — and what flesh it is: a naked back covered in tattoos, which we know can be super sexy on Japanese girls. Asuka Kishi showed us this last year, as did Anne Suzuki and Yuriko Yoshitaka in nude sex scenes some years ago.

The film itself has received terrible one-star reviews for perpetuating stereotypes about Japan and Hollywood’s white savior trope.

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The Japanese gravure and AV idols with the sexiest butts

Are you an ass guy? Then you’re gonna love this.

Following the immense popularity of our previous lingering look at the under-appreciated charms of Japanese girls’ butts, here is an update with some new favorites.

We made selections from currently active gravure idols, adult video stars, actresses, and celebrities. From the plump to the curvy, the flat and cute, the pert and big, we hope there’s something for everyone here.

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For more examples, check out our “butt” posts on Tumblr.

As always, drop other ideas and suggestions into the comments!

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Ahead of highly anticipated adult video debut, Honjo Suzu strips off for full-frontal nude shoot

We love it when a plan comes together.

So many adult video debuts go unnoticed and the lady struggles to the end of her short contract without fanfare, before, if she’s lucky, switching agency and professional name to try again under a new alias, or leaving the industry. Some, such as Noa Takeuchi recently, even disappear entirely.

A few, however, attract amazing buzz from the start. This often includes celebrities making much-trumpeted moves into porn, such as Miu Nakamura, Miyako Akane, and Mero Imai. But sometimes there are some beauties who get everyone excited

One such is Suzu Honjo, who has basically come out of nowhere but whose highly anticipated AV debut next month has already attracted 10,000 reservations (that’s a lot in an overcrowded industry where “bestsellers” are releases that sell just a few thousand).

To accompany her upcoming 240-minute release in April from SOD Star, the 21-year-old Honjo has stripped off for a lavish “hair nude” full-frontal nude shoot.

We’re fortunate to have got our hands on some scans and they are frankly stunning.

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