Rick Springfield and River Cuomo’s sexual tales of Japanese groupies on tour

Back in April we wrote a post highlighting a few juicy stories of foreign musicians touring Japan and the amazing sexual antics they got up to with Japanese groupies.

We stumbled over another episode of nefarious goings on in the land of the rising sun, this time courtesy of Rick Springfield.

We talk about marrriage for the first time in a long while, but we still don’t settle on a date. I leave for a three-week tour of Japan amid a rash of promises to commit and pledges to change. Japan has always had is own set of rules as far as we touring bands are concerned. It’s really difficult to know if you’ve offended a girl over there by asking her to suck your dick or if, although this is a lot of cultural shyness in Japan, she would really love to. The authorities are very, very anti-drug, and yet there are graphic porno magazines full of young girls covering themselves in their own shit — I’m not making this up — for sale as the local grocery market where moms shop with their kids.

We’ve sold out three nights at Tokyo’s Budokan Hall, and although the audience is screaming and yelling and is as wild as any in the world, the promoter tells me that Japanese law forbids me from jumping off the front of the stage and joining the crowd during the show because it’s considered sacrilegious for the soles of my shoes to touch the same floor that thousands of kids are jumping up and down on at that very moment. Then they take us to a bath house so we can screw our brains out. Amid this strange dichotomy, I’m not sure if my promises to Barbara are actually legal in this part of the world. C’mon, I’m joking. Well, sort of. It’s a hard drug to quit cold turkey, this sex thing. The shows are a blast. And there are girls. I satisfy my old obsession for a while by hearing about and oaccasionally watching crew and band members have their fun in the hotel rooms around this country… but temptation is pulling at me, as is a more sinister yet familiar voice. “Go on, Rickyboy. Barbara’s ten thousand miles away. And these girls won’t always be around, ya know. It’s all gonna come to an end someday. You don’t have more than a year left at best, I’d say.

I weaken and, to my ultimate sorrow, I join in.

Do we feel sorry for Rickyboy? Not a bit. (By the way, he and Barbara stayed together and got married.)

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If that’s not enough to turn on your envy button, think of this tale of River Cuomo of Weezer.

There was this one time in Japan that was really emotional for me because this is when I was first starting to figure all this stuff out about being really aggressive. I’d been in Japan for a week and every night there were ten or fifteen girls in my room and nothing happened because I wasn’t confident enough to say, “Let’s have sex or get out of the room.” So finally, at the end of my stay there, I said, “Whoever wants to stay in the room has to take their clothes off and get on the bed.” And most of them left but four of them stayed. It was a very difficult step for me to take but I had to take it. It was the truth about what I wanted.

Cuomo eventually married a Japanese woman called Kyoto Ito, a fan whom he first met in 1997. He took a two-year vow of sexual abstinence before marrying her in 2006.

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Ona Shell of Venus Cock Vibrator: the only Botticelli-inspired vibe in the world

It’s not often that we get excited about a Japanese-made vibrator.

Sure, it goes without saying that Japan produces some of the best luxury sex dolls, blow-up dolls, sex machines and masturbator toys the world has to offer.

But it’s not famous for its vibrators and much of what is on the market is relatively familiar to anyone who has perused an adult shop overseas.

Tenga has been on something of a mission to change that in recent times, creating an impressive line of Iroha female and Vi-Bo couple-play vibrators.

One of the things Japanese adult toys do best, though, is parody: pastiching a product or piece of culture while still producing an awesomely effective adult toy. This is very common for onaholes, especially those produced by Tama Toys, but there are also parody lubricants and so on out there. And parody vibrators.

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Like this Ona Shell of Venus Cock Vibrator, which we are fairly confident in stating must be the only Botticelli-inspired sex toy available today.

Offering vaginal and clitoral stimulation vibration across ten patterns, this is not just a visual gimmick. The cute pink vibe is a penis-style toy with a “shell” that references Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus, though the Italian master certainly didn’t know how to integrate clitoral stimulators into his painting like this nifty toy does!

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Pornography protected? Chiba City plan to cover up adult magazines at convenience stores stumbles

We’ve written before about the growing speculation on the fate of Japanese convenience store’s typically ample selection of adult magazines. With the 2020 Tokyo Olympics fast approaching, some have noted the possible demise or at least temporary concealment of this corner of liberty in a straitened society.

Schemes are underway to make this a reality, though with mixed success.

Chiba City attempted to carry out a test with convenience stores, asking them to cover up their porn mags with covers and see what happened to sales. Unfortunately the 12 brands of 7-Eleven that the city had planned to use for the scheme have all turned it down, meaning the authorities are desperately hunting for alternative candidates to get their pilot project going.

According to surveys, some 70% of people support the idea in principle but no one wants to or seems able to implement it.

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Firstly, there is the cost of the “censorship”: all those covers cost tax-payers’ money, you know, with Chiba City spending some ¥390,000 on 4,200 paper files (which seems extremely expensive per file).

Secondly, there is the issue of free speech, which is constitutionally protected. No one wants to be seen to be clamping down on publishers. While the media refrains from talking bad about the emperor, sex remains a relatively liberated zone. Governmentes are treading very carefully.

Another pilot scheme was tried in Sakai City, Osaka Prefecture, at Family Mart stores last March, but without conclusive effects. The possibility of it being adopted nationwide or in Tokyo are still some ways off, it appears.

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An online survey by Chiba City found that over 74% of citizens approved of its project and just 4.8% opposed and 20.5% could not say either way. However, this was a small-scale survey and we wonder what the results would be if you asked 1,000 random people using a convenience store.

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What kind of female body do Japanese men and women find most attractive?

What kind of female body do Japanese men and women find most attractive?

It’s a big question and a popular common one. Judging by what we tend to see all around us every day in advertising and in the media, “slim and slender” would seem the obvious answer.

But is it?

There is currently something of a trend for sporty and active-looking women.

Certain “strong” and muscular women have also attracted a following, not least baseball gravure idol Ami Imamura.

And we’ve been saying for years that curvy ladies are hotter. Our favorites include Haruka Ayase, Saaya, Ayaka Sayama, and Kumiko Takeda.

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Now in an online survey, 7,033 people have given their response to this question and the results were as follows:

6. Fat (less than 1%)
5. Plump (3%)
4. Thin (4%)
3. Slightly thin (15%)
2. Medium build (37%)
1. Slightly plump (39%)

Apparently, this is also not weighted by sympathetic female voters wanting to cast extra votes for larger ladies, since men also nominated “slightly plump” as their top pick.

However, this begs the question of how to define “medium build” and “slightly plump”, which in Japan may be anything “bigger” than willowy and 50kg.

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So we don’t think debusen and pocchari chubby girl fetishes are going to explode any time soon, even if there is plenty of porn and specialist adult toys for fans. (Heck, they even have their own idol groups and call girl services.)

Still, our recent crush has been the delightfully athletic charms of Moeko Fukuda. Sultry and sporty is a combination we would take any day of the week. Roll on the Olympics!

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Japanese television show measures and verifies call girls’ naked breasts

A recent Japanese television show spent a segment measuring and “verifying” naked breasts… because Japan.

In a land where TV is known for basically inventing random ways to waste time, is this a new low? A new high?

Women with giant breasts (kyonyu) were stripped off — with patches over their nipples to maintain their modesty and, for some of the more shy ladies, masks over their faces — so that a female presenter could then grope their cups and even put her head underneath the breasts to experience their heft (a new kind of paizuri?).

The lovely busts on display ranged from F to G and even H cups. If the list of guests is to be trusted, at least some of the women were call girls and porn stars working at various delivery health joints in the Tokyo area.

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The presenters of the show, Midnight Joshikai (Midnight Girls’ Party), also used a ruler to measure the exact size of the nipples. Because you can’t be precise enough when it comes to these important points, right?

This tasteful show follows such classics as the one where failed gravure idols were humiliated and made to wear strange underwear, gravure model Anna Konno had her breasts groped, and a children’s TV show where a presenter wore a costume that said “I love cock” on it.

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Japanese nurse exposed for moonlighting as amateur porn performer

That cute nurse in that mundane clinic may not be only a nurse. She may also moonlight as a porn star.

It’s a fantasy that’s also a cliche — except that is, sometimes, a spark of truth in it.

Japanese AV is built upon the hard work not only of the top performers, whose numbers are too many to start counting. There are also thousands upon thousands of uncredited “amateur” performers — women who also work as call girls and hookers, hostesses or just regular jobs. They provide the fodder for those crazy AV titles that feature dozens of women in massive gang bangs (one example here) or those amateur-themed AV, where a lucky guy is shown seducing apparently random women on the street.

In this age of beady-eyed web users with arguably too much time on their hands, it’s always possible that someone will find you out. Someone will spot your Instagram account and recall that AV they watched the other day.

And that’s what has seemingly happened to a young lady in this cautionary tale of over-exposure online.

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This Japanese woman works by day as a nurse in Osaka and, judging by what she shared on social media, seemed to have a carefree life spent having fun with her friends.

Except she was also earning some extra cash on the side by appearing in porn, and someone noticed.

She has since very sensibly deleted her Instagram account and we will not write her actual name to protect what little privacy she has left (it’s not difficult to find if you search).

We can’t verify if she really was the same woman in the AV, nor do we think this is a “bad” thing. But the very fact that people are searching for this kind of phenomenon is curious in its own right, and shows the following that porn has in Japan.

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Nara Prefecture mayor busted for using call girls on two business trips to Tokyo

In case you have ever wondered where your taxes went, take a peep into the lurid world of politicians’ “travel expenses.”

In the case of Ken Namikawa, the young mayor of Tenri City in Nara Prefecture, he made two trips to Tokyo in February and June. The provincial politico was determined to make the most out of his time in the capital, it seems, since he procured the services of delivery health call girls at his hotel room for intimate nude “massages”.

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He has since apologized at a press conference on August 31st after Shunkan Shincho made allegations about the 38-year-old’s spending habits in an issue published that same day. Namikawa, a graduate from the prestigious University of Tokyo, claims that he paid for the prostitutes’ services out of his own pocket, according to reports.

He also said that, though he thinks what he did was morally wrong, there was nothing illegal about his actions and he made use only of “prescribed services”. In other words, he is saying that he didn’t have penetrative sex with the women, which is ostensibly not allowed in Japan. The article claimed that he did “honban” (full service) with the ladies.

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Namikawa is married with a son and daughter.

Tenri is a small city in Nara Prefecture and the center of the religious sect of Tenrikyo.

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