You finally got your girlfriend to move in with you.
Two weeks later your old buddy DeMarcus rolled back into town needing two things: a job and a place to stay.
You ran it by your girlfriend, and though she wasn’t very happy about it at first, after a while she chilled out and seems totally cool with him staying with you guys now. And you totally lined him up with some primo job interviews, but he kept blowing them off for some reason.
When he missed yet another interview you were kinda pissed. But then your girl told him to fuckin’ ignore you and that he could stay as long as he wanted!
That was six fuckin’ months ago!
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